plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

My school has blocked tumblr on the wifi, wtf do I do during class now??

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
http://legallyblained.tumblr.com/post/93240063958/hazelandglasz-sararye-chatterboxrose

hazelandglasz:

sararye:

chatterboxrose:

throwingbeamsofbrightlight:

rory-waited:

sararye:

can darren play leonard’s hot little brother on the big bang theory now

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please

Leonard doesn’t have any siblings because his mother and father only ever…

tamorapierce:

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

You know what?  You just changed an aspect of myself I’ve hated since ballet class in sixth grade.  Thank you!